January 2012
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My uncle is the most pathetic excuse for a man...
He’s a pig. He truly believes women were put on this Earth to serve men, and if they don’t they MUST be a lesbian.
He made my aunt quit her job. Left to work out of the country while she raises his 3 monstrous kids. Rarely sends money.
And just as a kicker, she showed up tonight covered in bruises because he beat the fuck out of her.
His reasoning? Oh, ya know, she wouldn’t...
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Drake, please go home and never return to us.
You are so awful.
I've reached the question limit.
:(
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I got 4 questions about why I hate showering....
So I’ll tell you why.
I’m lazy.
I hate shaving my legs.
I also have to shave my vagina, and I’m always scared I’ll cut myself.
Blowdrying my hair afterwards makes my face bright red and warm.
I have an annoying “ritual” that I must do every time I shower/once I get out of the shower.
I end up staying in there way too long dancing and singing to TSwift.
I...
Anonymous asked: Is something wrong with your eye or
I need to take a shower, but I'm so lazy.
I think I smell.
Holla@me, boys.
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BLINK 182 IS PERFORMING ON NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE...
So stoked.
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Maybe in 2012 I'll finally get a life....
lol I’m funny.
December 2011
Anonymous asked: Yeah, keep eating chocolate and getting fatter, good idea....
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I have this package of Butterfingers, and this box...
Who needs a boyfriend?
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I want my phone back.
At least with that I can text people pretending I have a life.
Getting scolded by my mother for not getting drunk...
Thanks for supporting my life choices, ma.
Today just sucks.
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Anonymous asked: how old are you?
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It's almost 3am so naturally I'm awake watching...
This is my life.
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More of my whining.
Sitting in my bed listening to sappy love songs wishing you were here with me.
I really hope I get over you soon because I can’t take this much longer. I just want you to break up with her and come back to me, but that won’t happen. You love her now, she’s the complete opposite of me, is that why you love her so much?
Seeing couples at work fucking sucks. We used to shop...
Anonymous asked: I bet you use your looks/body to get whatever you want. I also bet that you've never worked a day in your life, lazy fuck.
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Can everyone shut up about "Saving Pop Punk"?
Where the fuck is it going? Oh right, nowhere.
Anonymous asked: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your good dont worry ;)
Anonymous asked: haha i didnt say i dont enjoy it. jeeeezeee.
